If you were a magpie, who would you attack? A simple question. Who hasn't thought about that before? The crew discusses how their lives would differ if they were in control of a seasonally aggressive fowl.

DnD is hard work. It's very rewarding, but errybody needs to contribute. What I'm saying is, DO YOUR CHARACTER VOICE. The Brofessor offers up some good advice form DMs looking to get their gang more involved!

Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal. But, does the attitude of the deceased influence the taste of their meat? Find out more than you ever wanted to know! Also, no matter what anyone else says, the Brofessor is an absolute monster.

Our network boss is faced with a tough decision. Urinate in a strangers pants, or face certain doom. The gang of course chooses the safe way out, and then launches into a stream discussion that would be better left unmentioned.

The gang has a hard choice between two terrible superpowers, and yet again birth an unforgettable superhero. Move over The Boot, here comes Pukepants the high-flying, high-rolling, high-BAC superman here to ruck up your day.

You'll quickly forget the original question about impressing new friends as the crew diverges into a rollercoaster of first praising, and then tearing down Jim Carrey, the Secret, and many hopes and dreams. What an absolute disaster this is. …

This question from Ty (of the podcast Side Character Quest) Proves that if these chuckleheads could teach a college course, ANYONE could. Fishstick is just a little bit pretentious, isn't he?

How do you seduce an older person? If you ever wanted to know...we don't want to know why. You can learn some impressive tips in this episode however! Buying stock in Werther's is never a bad idea.

Living with a roommate is hard, even if they're a fictional character. The gang discusses which made-up roommate they think would suit them best, and the Brofessor gets it in one.

The Earth is a Mobius strip. We all know that. Fishstick tries to get Mulch to understand the significance of the Earth's shape. Mulch does not understand.

Lulu reviews revues, which is like a better version of what this show tries to be. …

Tasked with making corndogs cooler, the crew goes whole hog and restructures social security programs. They also create what is probably the most ambitious and world-changing culinary concotion ever.

Why did nobody ever think of how to hide a body like this? Probably because it's really dumb. The Brofessor becomes (potentially) implicit in a murder, while the gang ponders how to best dispose of the evidence. …

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Time travel is talked about often. Usually by folks smarter than this. Listen to what trivial garbage the gang would love to see the most out of all of history. They would have ruined the bible. And a lot of other things.

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To meat, or not to meat. That is the question. The answer might suprise you. I say might because it probably won't. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode, except Fishstick.

Life is difficult when you sound like you just don't care. Flex those muscles, or get some mechanical help. The Brofessor assists a poor man who just can't express the joy he finds in life.

In a thermonuclear bomb, there's a small detonation charge that is used to begin the chain reaction that causes the brunt of the damage. This segment was the chain reaction for the rest of this week's disaster. The crew discusses fellatio.

Pillow talk is hard. We get it. Nothing kills the mood like a poorly named member, and we aim to fix that going forward. Tune in for what NOT to call it, as well as a brilliant revelation that will shape the future of bedtime banter until the end of time. …