[CW: Assault Weapons, Mass Shootings. Skip Mulch's News Garden to avoid.]

Strap in. This one is a roller coaster. It starts out light and funny, and the gang even creates a new song. However, Mulch's segment gets a little heavy.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h4>

Kicking. Everyone has done it. Even before birth, it's the first thing you learn. So, how can you impress someone with a powerful kick? The gang debates directional merits of kicking.

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>

You can't lie on Facebook. Everyone knows that. Otherwise you get ZUCC'D. So, what was this woman planning when her still living husband saw she had declared herself a widower?

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h4>

The best thing since the inception of this podcast has to be the song the gang creates during Lulu's segment this week.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden:</h4>

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<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h4>

If anyone is good at setting things up to fail, it's this crew. Listen to their plot to create the perfect disaster of a first date!

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>

The gang tries to deduce the meaning of eggs. Literally. That's what happens here. Someone is leaving mysterious eggs at a listener's house; what does it mean!?

<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullabaloo:</h4>

Greasy, delicious foods can attack at any time. Always be ready with your defenses. From physical barriers to boiling tar, Lulu will help you prep for when the cravings strike.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden:</h4>

There's a snake in my news garden. Also a lot of rude assumptions that get called out. Also WHY IS THIS NEWS?

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We're back on our BS! Free for the moment from the clutches of the cats, and flying down the highway to radio hell once again.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h4>

How much do you value your non-dominant pinky? Literally. Give me a dollar figure. Better yet, tweet it at us @iDunnoRadio

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>

A listener, Ned, tries to spread more pro-Wyoming-exists propaganda, but the crew has NONE of it. We're on to you, Ned.

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h4>

For something as simple as rain, you'd think there would be less dissent and distraction. You'd be wrong. Hipsters go for the limited-release rain.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden:</h4>

Mulch forgets how to speak English. He doesn't know any other languages. There are some great jotes made at his expense however.

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Listen in to a meeting with B.P. and The Cause, and hear the unlikely rescue and thrilling escape of our beloved morning show crew!

THANK you, to everyone who listens, for making this show possible. We do it for you, to make you laugh. We appreciate so much the support you show by subscribing. Look forward to normal episodes resuming next Monday!!

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This episode is a retelling of all the major plot points from iDunnoRadio's conception to episode 52. It's a good way to get caught up on the story without having to listen to all the bad old episodes!

Special thanks to Colin Parker of The Scavengers Network for narrating and editorializing on this dramatic retelling.

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The gang decides to investigate the basement in the Pheenix Studios building. This turns out to be a poor decision.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h4>

What have YOU learned from a children's book? Apparently the Brofessor garnered a respect for the paths of ducklings.

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>

The Brofessor helps three people decide on the best course of action when stuck in an uncomfortable situation.

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h4>

Lulu reviews the kinds of naughty magazines that Fishstick enjoys. Spoiler alert: they are NOT what you'd expect.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden:</h4>

Mulch digs up the low-down dirty on the low down dirty basement, and all the secrets it keeps.

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Hollywood returns, and there's a mystery in the basement.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [06:50]</h4>

Conspiracy theories surround us every day. The crew discusses some of their favorites, including a few about the radio station itself!

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [16:29]</h4>

Sometimes all it takes to be a prodigy is to have literally no perception of what you're doing. Join as the hosts advise a colorblind colorist.

<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullaballoo: [23:45]</h4>

Humans are wasteful, and use so many things to eat off of! The crew invents the Pabikimus, the new, government-issued eating device that is all the rage! Also, please draw us a sketch of what YOU think a good Pabikimus looks like.

<h4>Hollywood's Hot Minute: [35:08]</h4>

Florida never fails to disappoint. Hollywood dishes details on a man with a very slow threat to humanity.

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Mulch is out for nose surgery because of you. Hollywood fills in to bring some "big-times" flair to the morning show.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:46]</h4>

It's an age old question. More frustrating than "Is water wet?" (which is banned from this podcast). What is and is NOT a sandwich? Our corporate overlords make this decision for us.

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [13:11]</h4>

It's all in the family. Family Business. The US's last bastion of economic stability and 'the American dream'. Brof answers a question about a tentative feline spa.

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [22:14]</h4>

But really, are oysters sandwiches? It seems like they should be. Regardless, Lulu hates 'em. Learn why this week!

<h4>Hollywood's News Garden: [34:55]</h4>

With a little rebranding and a lot of lotion, the crew hopes to completely rip off this product and make it their own! Only something this terrible could capture their attention in such a way.

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Lulu's back and she brought 'the woods' with her! Though the Dad-Joke bell has strangely gone missing...

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [09:02]</h4>

Everybody loves movies. Except Fishstick because he's an absolute wank. The question is, which movies would make a good home, and which movies would be utter hell to live in? Also, learn about the latest craze in childrens' birthday party entertainment.

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [20:56]</h4>

Geese are terrifying. We cannot even imagine the pure horror of being in Mr. Quaid's vehicle during this nail-biting chase. The crew dishes some elaborate schemes to get away from these feathered fiends, some of which manage to involve utilizing the wretched and draconian legislation passed in Alabama.

<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullaballoo: [28:31]</h4>

We solved the mystery of where Fishstick's bedding disappeared to. There's nothing quite like camping under the stars, so Lulu used her incredible determination to bring that experience to the studio live.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden: [39:58]</h4>

Seriously though, who uses Boost Mobile? Also, for real, when are we going to stop Beelzebos from buying companies? The crew crafts a new, catchy jingle for a cellular service you probably don't care about at all.

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<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:23]</h4>

It's a debate between being a super-person or a superHERO. Will you choose your destiny or let your destiny choose YOU?!

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [09:27]</h4>

The Brofessor offers up a simple, three-step program for the one thing in your kitchen that you probably never gave a second thought to! Tune in for helpful advice and more of how friggin' weird Fishstick is.

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [20:52]</h4>

Seriously though, what even are artichokes? Seabreeze dives in deep on what most consider the dumbest piece of produce yet cultivated.

<h4>Mulch's News Garden: [30:25]</h4>

We revisit the retirement home that was briefly brought up in "How To Woo Your Grandma" and it turns into a full-blown, fully-produced audiodrama for your enjoyment.

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