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June 5, 2020
Why is this audio file so long?
The time from the last word of the statement to the last second of the track totals 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
8 minutes and 46 seconds doesn't sound like a long time until you are confronted with just how long it can drag on.
8 minutes and 46 seconds is how long it took to end George Floyd's life.
At the Scavengers Network, we support the nationwide protests against police brutality; because Black Lives Matter. It is not enough to simply be “not racist”. You must be anti-racist. This is not a matter of “differing politics” nor is it something that is up for debate. This is about human and civil rights.
April 13, 2020
<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h4>
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<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>DESCRIPTION
<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews / Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullabaloo:</h4>DESCRIPTION
<h4>Seabreeze's Winds of Change / Surfin' with Seabreeze:</h4>DESCRIPTION
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February 29, 2020
<h4>Books' Nook:</h4>
(excerpt)Learn some gift-giving techniques from our friends over in Russia!
<h4>Burnie's Bunk Buster:</h4>Burnie dives deep into the conspiracy that John Lennon was actually killed by Stephen King.
<h4>DJ Dyson Vacuum's Comment Cyclone:</h4>DJ Dyson Vacuum combed through the fibres of the internet to bring us the highlights of the worst reviews on the entire interwebs.
<h4>Screech Preech:</h4>Screech sheds some light on the best film in the history of cinematography, storytelling
February 17, 2020
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(excerpt)Another battle for species superiority, this time in the "pest" world. Would you rather be one of the largest disease vectors for rabies, or one of the most commonly disliked houseguests?!
<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>In attempting to solve a bladder-related issue on long drives, the crew invents a new feature that you will soon find standard on all new cars. Piss-steam be damned!
<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullabaloo:</h4>Somehow Lulu manages to make the transition from sweater preferences to relationship preferences, and it all... makes sense?
February 11, 2020
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(excerpt)It's a big question. One that we will all have to answer, or burden others with if we dont: what should the people who love you do with all your meat when you dead? The gang has some inventive solutions for you.
<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>It's a rehash of episode 21, and the gang creates new swear words again - this time with accompanying gesticulations!
<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h4>The Brofessor may regret this one, but the scissors he brought in were a thing of beauty. A true example of what most fabric tools can aspire to be.
February 4, 2020
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(excerpt)George D asked how we could make a funeral as anti-boomer as possible. The crew certainly delivered, in the most shamefully ageist and millenial ways possible.
<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h4>A question as old as time. Pancakes, or waffles? More importantly, Fishstick seems unconcerned about his familial desecration of breakfast foods by utilizing both ketchup AND syrup in tandem.
<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullabaloo:</h4>The crew takes an astral projection journey to a beachscape. It very quickly turns into an inescapable hell of bad decisions and poor imagination.
January 27, 2020
Some behind the scenes restructuring has resulted in a very interesting interview process, to which you are now exposed. You're welcome.
Thanks for waiting us out on this hiatus, and we hope you continue to support us moving forward in this new season after this big change!
Real Promotion: JACK BILLINGS PRESENTS: Me and My Neighbor Michael
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Intro/Outro music lovingly crafted by Ian G. Any featured songs used by permission directly from the artist(s).
December 16, 2019
<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [02:28]</h4>
(excerpt)Which Pokemon starter would make the best BREAD starter? Is Pikachu a starter!?
<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [09:13]</h4>Someone, against all good judgement, professes their infatuation with Mulch. The gang proceeds to take him back down a peg.
<h4>Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullabaloo: [15:50]</h4>Sponsored by Flying Crow Coffee Co. Use promo code “WIDK10” to save 10%
"Happy Holidays" is too overused and not inclusive enough. The gang tries to come up with a better alternative, but all Fishstick seems concerned with is monetization.
<h4>Mulch's News Garden: [29:10]</h4>December 9, 2019
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(excerpt)Sponsored by Ballsy Jolly Jewels Sack Pack. SAVE 15% on your order with promo code "WIDK"!
A simple question. Time tested, honey roasted, and hot off the grill... Bacon: Floppy Or Crispy? The gang gets REAAAALLL into it on this one.
<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [13:08]</h4>THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLARS IN YOUR BUTT THERE ARE CATERPILLA
<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [18:49]</h4>Sponsored by Flying Crow Coffee Co.
December 2, 2019
Happy Holiday of Your Choosing!
We went WILD with Ty from the Side Character Quest podcast to bring you this special improvised Sci-Fi radio play. We really hope you enjoy it. Let us know what you think! Tweet at us, Message us on Facebook, or Email us at [email protected]
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Real Promotion: Side Character Quest
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