<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:38]</h5>

The boys have way too many opinions about PB&J sandwiches. If they put half as much thought into literally anything else, they'd be brilliant. Instead you get this. Although, Mulch is secretly a gourmet master apparently. Lulu just wants a nice sandwich.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [12:57]</h5>

A healthy love for meatballs is nothing to be ashamed about. Mulch will tell you how to cook 'em right. Screaming meatballs are the best, and Terry the Lyft driver has a bright future ahead if he follows the crew's advice. …

<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [02:46]</h5>

CW: DEATH BY FIRE. The crew discusses whether it would be better to drown or die in a fire. Thanks Ian G. Can always count on you to lift our spirits. Literally. Out of our bodies.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [13:36]</h5>

It's 2019, but that doesn't mean that folks aren't still out getting tarred and feathered! Roofing is best left to professionals like Chardly, and this segment should serve as a cautionary tale to those who choose to blaze their own trail.

<h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [21:57]</h5>

Who on the morning crew has the cleanest car? Well, Lulu does of course! …

<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [04:59]</h5>

Growth is natural. It happens to everything except this show. Listen in for some very bad puns and a lot that needs to be trimmed as the hosts discuss the hard choice between permanently growing out your fingernails or toenails.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [14:08]</h5>

These guys are so good at advice, they'll give it even if you don't ask. Jordan Reed called in to thank The Brofessor for improving his fatherly relationship, and the gang rolled on to what would become the titular segment of this episode. Wine and dine your dad, dudes. …

Callers (in order of call):

• [00:02:53] Pervis Grossman - Matt D
• [00:12:19] Colin - Colin Parker from Myth Takes
• [00:18:11] Charles DeGeorge - Ty, the host of Side Character Quest
• [00:26:20] Pepin - Nathan Pepin
• [00:33:58] Idaho Bureau Man - Daniel Spencer from Kids on Bikes
• [00:40:08] Corbin - Corbin from Paudeville
• [00:44:52] Just Jeff - Forrest James from Unqualified Networks
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<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [07:05]</h5>

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<h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [20:35]</h5>

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<h5>Mulch's News Garden: [25:32]</h5>

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<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:18]</h5>

Many important questions. Do you want to smell old? Will you smell old anyways? Why does age have an odor? Is Axe a cologne? Does grandpa have an expiration date?

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [10:10]</h5>

The Brofessor helps a one-armed man open a new pack of scissors, but not before a lengthy debate on how many times Bill Withers says "I Know". The answer might suprise you.

<h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [19:18]</h5>

This is vile. Canned meat should not exist. The recipie for spam lies in a ziploc bag in the front of an Air Force Master Seargeant's pants, and there it shall remain. …

<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:56]</h5>

Some things you can't outgrow, just like some things you can't un-hear. Like this segment, or this entire episode. However, if you perservere you may learn some useful dental hygeine tips.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [16:21]</h5>

How do you escape having one leg stuck in a squat toilet? Science. Gross science. Weird science. Or volunteer firefighters. Really, your best bet is kegels. Trust us.

<h5>Chardly's Viewer Revards: [26:27]</h5> …

<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics:</h5>

Freaky Friday on Monday morning. The hosts discuss who (if anyone) they would body-swap with. First it's limited to just the crew, but then things get weird. Brendon Urie, we're sorry.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser:</h5>

How to seem adult when your face betrays you. The gang talks about all the ways you can seem mature (definitely their specialty, I know) with a face like Gerber.

<h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews:</h5>

Three cheers for polio! …

<h5>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [10:03]</h5>

Where do you put your ketchup? It's an age old question, but age is just a number. A more important question: what is the "ketchup" of podcasts? It just might be this one.

<h5>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [24:04]</h5>

Family matters bleed into the Brofessor's professional life this week as his aunt calls in for both an unusual welfare check, and to encourage him to harass his own uncle for fun. You just might learn about some natural remedies for embarassing ailments!

<h5>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [30:53]</h5> …

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