Corndogs are cool, Biden's a creep, clocks' hands get tired, hide bodies in trees... Yeah, that was pretty bad; sue me.

<h4>Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:36]</h4>

Tasked with making corndogs cooler, the crew goes whole hog and restructures social security programs. They also create what is probably the most ambitious and world-changing culinary concotion ever.

<h4>The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [12:31]</h4>

Why did nobody ever think of how to hide a body like this? Probably because it's really dumb. The Brofessor becomes (potentially) implicit in a murder, while the gang ponders how to best dispose of the evidence.

<h4>Lulu's Viewer Reviews: [18:47]</h4>

Tick-tock. Tick-tock. You see them all day, every day. You probably don't understand what they go through. Lulu is here to see that change, and help you quit your second-counting habits! {insert daylight savings joke here when you think of one}

<h4>Mulch's News Garden: [24:11]</h4>

Ahh Joe Biden. You WERE "America's Uncle" and now you're America's CREEPY uncle. Why you gotta be so creepy dude? Stop it. Just stop touching people. It's not hard. Like, seriously it's not difficult at all. Come on, dude.

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