WIDK 44: How To Woo Your Grandma
College Courses, Fruit Massage, and $30k of Smut
We're late again! You can always count on us to disappoint, I suppose.
Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [03:56]
This question from Ty (of the podcast Side Character Quest) Proves that if these chuckleheads could teach a college course, ANYONE could. Fishstick is just a little bit pretentious, isn't he?
The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [25:06]
How do you seduce an older person? If you ever wanted to know...we don't want to know why. You can learn some impressive tips in this episode however! Buying stock in Werther's is never a bad idea.
Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullaballoo: [37:49]
Thwart Big Tennis and join forces with the fruit brigade as the crew discusses the merits of rubbing citrus on yourself. Lulu creates a new business opportunity this week.
Mulch's News Garden: [45:51]
What if you owned enough smut to be worth the same as a Toyota Prius? THEN, what if your parents destroyed it? Find out here, whether you want to or not.
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